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lawl

Journal Entry: Mon May 12, 2008, 9:40 PM
Use the first thing that comes up that makes sense.

Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A: Cassie needs a doctor

Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: Cassie looks like a cleaned-up crack baby

Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A: Cassie says she is hot i love here!!

Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: Cassie Wants You In Bed Tbh

Q: Type in "[your name] does" in Google search:
A: Kinky Cassie does HOUSTON!!

Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: Cassie hates me

Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: Cassie asks Rick about using L-dopa to jolt Alan

Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: Cassie goes nude for Allure magazine

Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: Cassie likes my boobs

Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: Cassie Eats Cockaroaches
(on all of page 1. I kid you not)

Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: Cassie Wears Men's Underwear
(lawl it's TRUE)

Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: Cassie was arrested for forgery, escaping conviction on. grounds of insanity. Cassie became a fortuneteller known as Lydia Scott

  • Mood: Tired
  • Listening to: Ass ponys
  • Reading: Anatomy study materials
  • Eating: Drugs
  • Drinking: Coffee (contains drugs)

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~Arpie:iconArpie: May 13, 2008, 2:54:30 PM
Cassie looks like a cleaned-up crack baby.

:XD:

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Are you a nice guy who can't seem to get a girl?
~Norsk-Skovkatt:iconNorsk-Skovkatt: May 13, 2008, 3:02:52 PM
It's the truth! :D

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~Norsk Skogkatt, frotteur extraordinaire.
"Doesn't anything socialistic make you want to throw up? Like great public schools, or health insurance for all?"-Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country
~Sle3pStar:iconSle3pStar: May 13, 2008, 4:57:56 PM
kinky cassie does houston hahaa

girls gone wild?

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~Norsk-Skovkatt:iconNorsk-Skovkatt: May 13, 2008, 4:59:09 PM
Most of those results are pretty wrong.

...

You should try googling yourself.

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~Norsk Skogkatt, frotteur extraordinaire.
"Doesn't anything socialistic make you want to throw up? Like great public schools, or health insurance for all?"-Kurt Vonnegut, A Man Without a Country
~Sle3pStar:iconSle3pStar: May 13, 2008, 5:00:09 PM
you're the second person today who told me to google myself ]:
(liz being the first)

i shall do it once internet stops being retarded~

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I'd Rather Be Sleeping.
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Time You Enjoy Wasting, Was Not Wasted. -- John Lennon
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